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Divorced Barbie

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Barbie2One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?" The sales person asks "Which one do you mean sir?  We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballarina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95" The amazed father asks "It's what?!? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.96 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs and answers "Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, and one of Ken's friends".

 

The Barber Shop

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barberA guy stuck his head into a barber shop, and asked, "How long till I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, about 2hours.'  The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'  The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, 'Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.' A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.The barber asked, 'So where does that guy go when he leaves?' Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, 'Your house.'

 
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